
Bruno@Racingwithbruno
Jul 22, 20256 min read
Grudge Handicappin'
Y’all… there’s a new fad takin’ over the track faster than a 2-year-old with too much Lasix and not enough manners. It ain’t Beyers. It...



Y’all… there’s a new fad takin’ over the track faster than a 2-year-old with too much Lasix and not enough manners. It ain’t Beyers. It...

"Ever sat in a corner and tried to make the right decision, even if you're used to making wrong ones?" I have. And you know what? It’s...

Y’all really out here sayin’ Journalism is runnin’ in the Haskell to avoid Sovereignty ? Are you high, dumb, or just internet-famous...

I’ve read a few of them “For Dummies” books.Yeah, I said it. I’ll own it. I’ve cracked open Excel for Dummies , Taxes for Dummies , hell...

So I get asked all the time — “Hey Racin'withbruno, what’re your favorite things at the track? What floats your canoe’? ” Well lemme...

🎙️ “Revenge of the Spa: Scratches, Excuses, and Uncle Festus” I don’t know about y’all…But this whole NYRA procrastinatin’ with the...

🎙️ Sweet Baby Jesus just hold on for a minute… (Mandatory Payout Mayhem Edition) Two weeks ago , y’all down at Gulfstream, threw a big...

Oh buddy — don’t mean to throw y’all a curveball , or hit ya with some shock from left field like the time Uncle Joe decided to go sober ...

"Now look, I ain't sayin' numbers ain't helpful—but handicappin’ a horse race by nothin’ but numbers is like tryin’ to pick a date off a...

Ah... horse racing. The Sport of Kings. The poetry of muscle and motion, wrapped in tradition, dusted with corruption, and served up...

Ah, yes... picking winners. The fundamental act. The cornerstone. The lifeblood of any enterprise that purports to be competitive. You...

Ah, yes… Saratoga. Or as I like to call it, the Summer Serenade of Speed, drama and Suspense. The smell of just-cut grass on the...

Ah, yes... the theater of the absurd, the racetrack. Horseplayers—God bless them—are a rare breed. Equal parts hopeful romantic and...

Ah… D. Wayne Lukas. What can one say about a man who didn't just train racehorses… but shaped the very fabric of modern American...

Ah… my dear friend. Mandatory Payout Sunday . A day so deliciously chaotic, it might even make Harold Finch blush, a rare sight indeed,...




