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Have You Been Saved?

It’s all relative , of course. The price of truth, the weight of salvation, the sanctity of a road trip playlist that does include Free...

Profiling

Ah, yes… a fishing expedition. How quaint.How ... dangerously enlightening . You see, the sport of kings has always had its smurfs —the...

Candy & Nuts

Ah, yes… “If ifs and buts were candy and nuts…” —what a quaint little adage, isn’t it? The sort of thing one might hear from an uncle...

General Admission

Ah… the racetrack. A cathedral of dreams, delusions, and degeneracy. And like any ancient institution, it is divided into castes— tiers...

Rematch!

Ah… The Rematch . A showdown steeped in history, ego, bloodlines, and a touch of chaos. Allow me to set the scene -- Ah, the Belmont...

Yoda With A Form

Ah… Belmont week . The final jewel. The last stand. A time not just for handicapping, but for introspection—like tax season for the soul....

Valet Parking

Ah… the Valet Parking Attendant . The unsung sentry of the racing experience. Before the bugle sounds, before the programs are unfolded,...

The Clubhouse

That bastion of beautiful derangement , the last refuge for the untamed and the unforgettable, its in the Clubhouse. It’s less a section...

Clockers

Ah... the Clocker. The name itself is whispered at racetracks with the reverence of a deity and the suspicion of a snitch. “They say the...

The OTB

Ah, yes... the Off-Track Betting parlor— the great coliseum of the common man. Where dignity went to die, hope clung to a $2 ticket, and...

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