
Bruno@Racingwithbruno
Aug 22, 20254 min read
Don't Be a DipSh*t!
"Lemme tell y’all somethin’..." You’re smart. Yeah, I know you are—don’t get all bashful on me now. You’re the analytical type, right?...



"Lemme tell y’all somethin’..." You’re smart. Yeah, I know you are—don’t get all bashful on me now. You’re the analytical type, right?...

“Before Our Regularly Scheduled Programming…” Alright y’all, let’s talk about today before getting started. Yeah, I know — we got our...

🗣️ Before We Dive Into Today’s Blog Tent Revival… We Gotta Talk Business, Baby. Now look — I know y’all come here for the rants, the...

You ever notice in horse racing, geometry's got a whole new daing definition? Angles? Oh they LOVE their angles. You got speed-and-fade...

Y’know, folks act like the racetrack crowd is some special breed of crazy— But lemme tell ya: the racetrack? It’s just everyday...

Y’all seen them prices at the Saratoga Sale? I mean good lord , some of these folks reacting like they at a Fourth of July fireworks...

Well, lemme tell ya — it's kinda like a well-organized 4th of July barbecue , alright? You got the burgers, the potato salad, Aunt...

Oh HELL yeah ... I got me an Ex-Box . That’s right. Big spender over here. Dropped some cash like I had a crypto wallet and no common...

Alright y’all, first of all, let’s talk about the week ending August 3rd , and lemme tell ya — it was a damn good one . Over at Colonial...

Do you ever wonder how horses actually get timed in a work? Well, I do. And let me tell you — it’s not as neat and tidy as you’d think....

Look now, I am all in on makin’ life better for the horseplayers — every last one of ’em. I ain’t just dabblin’ here; I done pushed all...

Well folks, Mother Nature’s been havin' herself a real hissy fit with NYRA lately — like they done said somethin' cross about her mama....

Everybody’s seen it. They’re out there. Like the racetrack version of a clogged toilet — loud, messy, and impossible to ignore. You hear...

Have you heard about this new trend in horse racing analysis? Yeah, it’s called Karaoke Cappin' — and it's sweepin' through the...



