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See Todays Scratches at bottom of page Y’all ever notice how folks will spend good money on a dog, buy it organic treats, talk to it like it’s a therapist… and then when it’s time to walk the thing, they out there staring at their phone like the dog is the one supervising them ? I’m serious. You see ‘em everywhere. Dog’s over there trying to live its best life—sniffin’ bushes, investigating a leaf like it’s a crime scene—and the human? Head down. Scrollin’. Thumb goin’ like t

Boy I swear, every year it’s the same mess. A horse wins one Derby prep and folks hammer the futures pool like they just saw Pegasus flap down outta heaven and autograph the saddle towel. Colt wins the Risen Star Stakes and BOOM — straight to 9-1 in the futures for the Kentucky Derby. Not 19-1. Not “let’s think about this.” Nine to one. Like he just cured a disease on the gallop-out. Paladin didn’t exactly part the Red Sea down there. He struggled to get by Chief Honcho. And