Like a Dog on a Porkchop!

Well alright y’all, Churchill’s kicked off this past week, and now we’re gettin’ into the meat and taters part of the year—the time when them Kentucky-breds really show out. You got Churchill and Keeneland takin’ center stage all the way through Thanksgiving, then it's on up to Turfway Park to round out the year. That’s right—this is prime time, I say it's prime time for Bluegrass backstretch magic, boy.

"I say, I say, I say, don't just stand there with your jaw hanging, say something, boy!"

I told y'all last week that Churchill ain't impossible, and if you can't figure it out, maybe you just suck. That's it, no pulling jabs there, more like pulling teeth for y'all, cuz y'all stubborn as a mule. You want to play your sheets, your Beyers, chant for the Pick 5 fairy to make it right, wishful thinking, you need help. We got help for y'all, cuz"I say, I say, you got to keep on your toes."

Now listen here: over at Kentuckybred.org, we ain’t just givin' you some dusty ol’ past performance lines and tellin’ you, “Here ya go, best of luck, see what the speed figure fairies say.” Hell no. We’re showin’ you what we see—literally—with our FREE video library of workouts. That’s right, you can watch the dang horses with your own eyeballs. We’ve got workouts from Churchill, Keeneland, and tracks all over the place, plus our own breakdowns and analysis to go with it.

Look I made it easy click on the image and it takes you there like its magic.

You can type in a trainer, a horse's name, your name, your cousin's name, whatever, but you get to see the horses that you want to check up on. We even list the horses being in the entries as well. That's like heading down to your favorite watering hole...... almost.

And lemme tell ya, I just spent two hours jawin’ with Chris Larmey on his podcast—talkin’ shop about horses, workouts, and bustin’ myths like some kind of horse-racing Mythbusters. We’re tryin’ to help folks understand what actually matters, not just waitin’ on your cousin Hooter to call you with a “hot tip” he got from his bartender’s half-brother’s cousin who once rubbed a jockey’s hamstring. I mean come on, y’all.

Listen to Part 1 of the Workouts Podcast

"Pay attention to me, boy! I'm not just talkin' to hear my head roar"

Now hey—if that’s your game, takin’ advice from some stranger on TV wearin’ a suit that don’t fit, hollerin’ about a “lock of the day” just to get you to sign up on their site and blow your bankroll—well, don’t let me stop you. Go on, have at it. Just know you’re fixin’ to go broke chasin’ down their so-called ‘best bet’—yeah, their best, right after they gave the same horse to everybody else and their cousin, too.

• Nothing's worse than a blabbermouth." 

Hell, they don’t care if it wins—they just want your clicks, your money, and your tears, they may be betting something else all together.... the sleight of hand.....

This game don’t have to be some mystical artform passed down through shady parking lot whispers. You can learn it. You can see it. And guess what? We’re firing at Churchill just like we always do this time of year—big win %s, big ol' horizontal ticket scores, and just generally kickin' ass and takin' Exactas.

Our first week at CD with 31% Top winner and 65% of the winners in our first four choices.

Look, when 65% of the winners are comin’ from the first four choices on the board, it don’t take a damn rocket scientist—or even your Uncle Daryl who thinks he is one—to figure out how to build out them horizontal tickets. Makes it a helluva lot easier to zero in and go for the big licks.

And believe me, I’ve hit my fair share of ‘em. More than a few beers have been paid for thanks to that little stat.

We even added our Win/Loss Statement from the spring—April and May 2025—for Churchill and Keeneland. Not too shabby if we do say so ourselves. Transparent, honest, and most importantly, profitable.

Last April playing Keeneland off our Video Workout library.

We initially invested $3875.00 and had a return in one month, 30 days, of $11,243.28. That's me, my personal reward. It can be done, you just have to be smart and reject the notions of dumbass horseplayers, them boys don't win, them just complain about everythin'.

"Boy, I say boy, you about to exceed the limitations of my medication"

Stop complaining and do something about it, you don't want it to be known that you as sharp as a bowling ball.

Maybe get a little cocky as cocky as that Southern accented rooster Foghorn Leghorn,

So now’s the time. This is the stretch run. As we march into October, November, all the Breeders’ Cup preps and then the big dance at Del Mar, you best believe cause I say, Isay we’re gonna be locked in like a dog on a porkchop, boy!